anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
I am a person who loves animals and anime. The name's Marta, but I don't like it much. :P I'm 17 and I live in Michigan. I hope you enjoy and keep your Dingle Swabbed!!! (´･ω･`)
Yes, I play videogames :)<3
Yes, I drink coke. :) <3
Yah i play vidya gaem 2
Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3
Yes, I use paper towels :)<3
Yes, I use lamps :)<3
Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3
one is not like the others
yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore
Ugh paper towels. So un-environmental.
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
Ddid you ever stop to think how filthy your light switch is???
i just want one text post just ONE where people add weird photos and gifs that can’t be explained but apparently that’s too much to ask for
bless you for these sunglasses aliens