therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

(via crockercorpjanecrocker)

organichaircoatsandmoustaches:

lexdragon:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3


Yes, I drink coke. :) <3


Yah i play vidya gaem 2


Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3


Yes, I use paper towels :)<3


Yes, I use lamps :)<3


Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore

Ugh paper towels. So un-environmental. 

organichaircoatsandmoustaches:

lexdragon:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3

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Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

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Yah i play vidya gaem 2

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Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

image

Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

image

Yes, I use lamps :)<3

Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore

Ugh paper towels. So un-environmental. 

(via draumbouy)

team-daddy-issues:

I recognize the Battle of Hogwarts as a legit historical event. 

(Source: ramonawithflowers, via armadillo)

thingthatgoesbumpinthenight:

charminglyantiquated:

siren song

(i did the thing)

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

(via owlmylove)

number1alienboy:

when covering a song, dont change the pronouns to make the song less gay, change them to make it more gay. turn every boring straight love song into a beautiful gay one. fill the world with homo.

(via ho-ho-my-lad)

hickeybickeyboo:

cooldragons:

A really especially cool dragon


Rock on

hickeybickeyboo:

cooldragons:

A really especially cool dragon

image

Rock on

(Source: anfael, via nebularva)

hunterology:

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

Ddid you ever stop to think how filthy your light switch is???

(Source: fragilehuge, via doctorthunderfrost)

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via draumbouy)

thatonedemonwiththename:

savewilliamgraham:

sherlocksmyth:

savewilliamgraham:

sherlocksmyth:

i just want one text post just ONE where people add weird photos and gifs that can’t be explained but apparently that’s too much to ask for

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bless you for these sunglasses aliens

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(via doctorthunderfrost)

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay, via doctorthunderfrost)

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

(via kingudamu)